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Santa Monica - Holy Guacamole restaurant
3.6

Holy Guacamole

  • Santa Monica
  • $
  • Street
  • Food
    bad
  • Vibe
    bad
  • Perks
    great

Food: Tasteless, overpriced food

The Holy Guacamole's menu is as exciting as watching paint dry. It caters to safely mediocre plates like Bean and Cheese Burrito and Veggie Tacos, yet fails to pack a flavor punch. Reports of blandness and questionable quality of ingredients, especially in dishes like the Chorizo Breakfast Burrito, seem to overshadow the disproportionately large portions served. Despite being enormous, the servings hardly compensate for the lack of taste or the steep prices you pay.

  • Large Portions

    Perfect ratio, huge portion maximizes dining satisfaction immensely.

  • Low Quality

    Food is often bland, lacks flavor, or has oddly bad quality ingredients.

Top 3 dishes at Holy Guacamole

  1. 1

    Bean and Cheese Burrito 🏆

    Often called the best, delivering deliciously melted cheese and flavorful beans.

    Bean and Cheese Burrito dish
  2. 2

    Veggie Tacos

    Frequently called the best and most delicious veggie tacos by customers.

    Veggie Tacos dish
  3. 3

    Chorizo Breakfast Burrito

    The chorizo breakfast burrito is top pick, elite, and loved by many.

    Chorizo Breakfast Burrito dish

Vibe: Appalling, disturbing ambiance

Any hopes of finding a tranquil dining atmosphere at Holy Guacamole are crushed by its disturbingly cacophonous ambiance. Loud employee conversations and yelling form the sound track to your meal. The woefully inadequate acoustics seem to amplify this zesty soundtrack, making it an outright awkward choice for a date night.

  • Bad For Dates

    Loud conversations, yelling employees make for a bad date experience.

Perks: Inconvenient, cramped setting

Getting to enjoy your bland, overpriced meal in Holy Guacamole calls for a true testing of patience. You first wrestle with the challenging parking situation, and then if you manage to score an outdoor seating, get ready for a cramped, atmosphere-depleting experience. Large groups might as well forget about dining-in, considering the limited seating space. And don't expect politeness: you're more likely to encounter sour faces serving you.

  • Great For Diets

    Vegan friendly, lardfree, with veggie options available and well-advertised.

  • Bad Service

    Rude, unsmiling service personnel detracted from dining experience for some.