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Eastside - Phoenix restaurant
4.4

Phoenix

  • Eastside
  • $
  • Casual
  • Food
    good
  • Vibe
    good
  • Perks
    okay

Food: Bland, uncreative menu

Phoenix's top dishes, including Durian Dessert Rolls and Hong Kong Rice Noodles, wilt under woeful blandness and overcooking. The backbone of its kitchen is a stale menu void of evolution. Portions are so minimal, they'd suit a dieting flea. The menu, as overwhelming as it is uninnovative, matches its lack of spruceness with the food freshness.

  • Okay Value

    Decent food at a fair price, service typical for the area.

  • Bad Variety

    Menu is border-overwhelming and can be too extensive for some.

Top 3 dishes at Phoenix

  1. 1

    Durian Dessert Rolls 🏆

    Durian dessert rolls blend mochi, custard, and durian harmoniously.

    Durian Dessert Rolls dish
  2. 2

    Hong Kong Rice Noodles with Beef

    Delicious when mixed with chili oil; necessary hong kong style dish.

    Hong Kong Rice Noodles with Beef dish
  3. 3

    Spicy Salt Chicken Wings

    Unique, very crispy with just the right amount of spice.

    Spicy Salt Chicken Wings dish

Vibe: Unliquored restaurant vibe

The ambiance of Phoenix resembles a dated fast-food joint from the 80s more than a modern dining establishment. It fails to make a mark in the buzz department with quiet chains and empty, elderly locations. Although their drink variety might be its only redemption, it still falls flat due to its neglected aura.

  • Okay Drinks

    Drinks and desserts are decent, but not exceptional compared to others.

  • Bad Ambiance

    Fast food environment feel, lacking in service and sophisticated ambiance.

Perks: Nasty parking, tighter seating

Phoenix dares to challenge patience and serenity with a parking lot that replicates a battlefield during peak hours. Group plans here could quickly turn into nightmares as seating is extremely cramped and ill-suited for comfortable gatherings. Even if quick seating is a plus, the experience is downtrodden by frequent rude and slow service encounters.

  • Easy To Reserve

    Quick seating, hardly a wait, easy for last-minute plans.

  • Bad For Groups

    Seating is tight, not suited for handling large groups well.