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Eastside - Mario's Tacos restaurant
3.5

Mario's Tacos

  • Eastside
  • $$
  • Mexican
  • Quick
  • Food
    okay
  • Vibe
    bad
  • Perks
    bad

Food: Tasteless cuisine, wasteful portions

Mario's Tacos might boast about their Bean and Cheese Burrito, Special Quesadilla, or Shredded Beef Tacos, but the reality is a culinary nightmare. Customers frequently lament over the bland and awful tasting food. The audacity runs deeper as the portions have dwindled over time. Echoes of past leftovers are louder than the present servings. Yet, the worst insult is the freshness, or lack thereof; old-tasting, undercooked meals disturb the palate.

  • Great Value

    Great authentic Mexican food at unbeatable prices, truly exceptional value.

  • Okay Taste

    Some descriptions suggest food quality varies or has changed over time.

  • Small Portions

    Food portions not what they used to be anymore.

Top 3 dishes at Mario's Tacos

  1. 1

    Bean and Cheese Burrito 🏆

    Described as the best, super yummy and to die for by many.

    Bean and Cheese Burrito dish
  2. 2

    Special Quesadilla

    Special quesadilla praised for its flavorful pastrami and cheesy goodness.

    Special Quesadilla dish
  3. 3

    Shredded Beef Tacos

    Shredded beef tacos with perfectly cooked meat and fresh ingredients.

    Shredded Beef Tacos dish

Vibe: Depressing DMV-like setting

The gloomy ambiance at Mario's Tacos gives a tragically underwhelming dining experience. It's likened to a DMV, where the purpose often trumps pleasure; you come, you sit, you wait, and hopefully, you eat eventually. A pile of unused tables and chairs outside paints a dismal picture, casting shadows on the 'Mexican dream' they sell.

  • Bad Ambiance

    DMV type ambiance and service deeply undermines the dining experience.

Perks: Frustrating parking, disdainful service

The steady decline of Mario's Tacos is evident in the rude and unprofessional service the establishment offers. The staff appears untrained and the place does not uphold any standards of cleanliness. It's also cash only, proving to be inconvenient to customers. The limited parking space is a challenge that often leaves customers exasperated even before they step in. This place seems to specialize in the art of losing customers.

  • Okay For Groups

    Friendly staff and large tables, but some areas are overcrowded.

  • Bad For Kids

    Service poor, kid staff untrained, place dirty, cash only.