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Clearman's North Woods Inn
- Eastside
- $$$
American
Upscale
- Food
- okay
- Vibe
- okay
- Perks
- okay
Food: Paltry taste in every bite
The three top dishes couldn't save a sinking ship. The acclaimed steaks and seafood, filet mignon supreme, and sirloin and lobster are islands in a sea of culinary mediocrity. Reviewers lament the lack of creativity, overcooked, bland taste, and stale ingredients. Even the quantity of food doesn't make up for its poor quality.
Large Portions
Huge portions are appreciated and perfect for sharing among customers.
Okay Taste
Mixed opinions on food's mediocrity and satisfaction, with varied experiences.
Not Creative
Overpriced low-quality greasy food; simple items made cheaply at home.
Top 3 dishes at Clearman's North Woods Inn
- 1
Steaks and Seafood 🏆
Steaks and seafood consistently praised for perfect cooking and flavor.
- 2
Filet Mignon Supreme
Filet mignon supreme was exceptionally tender, perfectly cooked, and melted in mouth.
- 3
Sirloin and Lobster
Most find steak and lobster perfectly cooked and deliciously paired.
Vibe: Dimly lit, outdated setting
The only sparkle in the bleak ambiance of Clearman's North Woods Inn lies in the dimly lit setting. It holds some charm for date nights but is otherwise outdated and mismatched to diner expectations. The entertainment factor is numb, and despite an array of drinks, the overall buzz is non-existent.
Great For Dates
Romantic, dim lighting, and intimate setting praised for date nights.
Okay to Entertain
WOM lacks bite-sized context to explain the neutral Entertainment sway.
Negative Buzz
Restaurant is truly tired, needs new ideas and rejuvenation.
Perks: Unmanaged noise and seating
The noise at Clearman's North Woods Inn borders on intolerable, making relaxed dining or outdoor seating an impossibility. While the restaurant caters well to large groups and provides ample parking; slow service times, inaccurately managed reservations, and a distinct lack of dietary variety paint a lackluster picture of its perks.
Easy To Park
Ample, free, and easy-to-find parking consistently highlighted by reviewers.
Okay Service
Some report excellent service, while others experience delays or indifference.
Bad Outdoor
Outdoor seating gets too noisy, hindering a relaxing dining ambiance.